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Jokes you find funny.
sauceyyy Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:36 am
lol this is just a quick one i thought of right then !
why did the monkey cross the road??
because it was super-glued to the chicken lol
why did the monkey cross the road??
because it was super-glued to the chicken lol
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Water Rocks Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:39 am
why did the skeleton go into the shower twice?
he forgot his head n sholders
he forgot his head n sholders
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Ƥα₮σʈö Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:41 am
knoco knock
who's there?
its me obviously
ohh come in
who's there?
its me obviously
ohh come in
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Guest Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:43 am
Whats the one thing a pirate is afraid of?
The Darrrrrk
Whats a pirates favourite colour?
Indarrrrrrgo
The Darrrrrk
Whats a pirates favourite colour?
Indarrrrrrgo
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Guest Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:46 am
why did a blond cross the road?
FREE MAKE - UP
FREE MAKE - UP
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sauceyyy Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:49 am
Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror. "This picture looks like someone I know" she says. The other one has a look and says, "Of course dummy, it's ME...."
lol
lol
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Ƥα₮σʈö Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:52 am
a blonde and a brunette walking in the park the brunnette says "look a dead bird" the blonde *looks up* and says "where?"
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Joni Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:10 pm
Why does Joni kill the cows?
Because cows do Moo and they aren't a meaning of ownage
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Because cows do Moo and they aren't a meaning of ownage
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sauceyyy Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:03 am
why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
so she didn't wake the sleeping tablets
so she didn't wake the sleeping tablets
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joke i cba to make work and think up as i type
Guest Tue Feb 08, 2011 9:02 am
Why did the squirarrrrrrrrl cross the road?
because... there was a noob telling really bad pirate jokes.
because... there was a noob telling really bad pirate jokes.
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sauceyyy Wed Feb 09, 2011 9:14 am
This guy was driving in a car with a blonde.
He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.
She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'
He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.
She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'
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