paper saussages take ova the wrld

i found this diary from the future ........look!!!!!

Saturday the 21st december 2012 .they are here! the saussages are coming getting revenge for what we have done.......The carnage.....its unbearable. they came in the dead of the night, bringing their oragarmi friends with them. the saussage maker, he has been kidnaped! they are making illigal copies of saussages as we speak! they ran out of pork half way through though so now they are made of paper! its bob you see (the leader) he is giving them a thick coat (of gravy) and gave them thermoleather greaves! The humans tried to stop them......they made thousands of saussage sandwiches......full english.......it made them worse.......they came they saw they made the world into a giant saussage! and its all because chat of w11 didnt listen to roneys warning. i can hear the yorkshire pudding tanks aproaching........we are doomed. the world is ruled by paper sausages.so listen. stop them. eat saussages tonight. you are our only hope! this is corpral jimbob over and out.

so you guy see why we must fight! we must arise an army of bananas to fight them. please help us fight them. post here if you wish to helps!

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this is a diary right? so why does he say over and out like a recording?How did you find it if it is from the future? And why sausages?

Everyone knows it would be brussel sprouts who will invade.

lol what a random post that was, i hate brussel sprouts so they better not invade =/

tis is not random! tis is true........u have doomed us all sauce

sausages i can handle but you are right about brussels spouts - yuck